Cause its SO win..

I love Questionablecontent.net - if you don't read it, you need to. Especially if you read my blog. For those WoW nerds among you, I port this from the pages of QC.net - copyrighted to its respective owner(s). Go read the past strips to understand the madness, but those of you who play MMORPGS will get it.

Just random Spam..

So Mt. Dew is doing a WoW Promo. Call me a tool for doing it, but for the chance to get a new PC, trip to Blizcon or one of the other nifty things worth my time. Sure. WHY not.. Something to check out for your self as well kids.. enjoy!

WoW and L4D Update Chatter..

For the moment I have stopped the MMORPG Theater videos. I'm not trolling about Youtube much to find anything worth posting. Kill me for being selective. I'll start it up next month or so when I'm sure there will be new videos to catch my eye. As for the picture above its of my sexy new Harley Quinn figure. I got her last week and she is SEXY! Moving on though!

In the past couple of weeks two events took place in WoW - Noblegarden and Children's Week. Noblegarden was meant for Easter but because it was changed from years previous to make it more worth while and something of a challenge for us it was delayed till last week. I'd have to say I enjoyed the changes, the eggs were larger for one! And it was quite fun for it to be more like an actual Egg hunt. Some of them were obviously placed, some not so obviously placed. You collected chocolate from the eggs and could use the chocolate to buy items from vendors. Bunny ears, a dress and so forth. I believe also all the items had a chance to drop from an Easter Egg as well. So many people ended up with multiple items - I my self have a couple of dresses and pants because of this.

Childrens week began at the end of last week and the end of Noblegarden. You pick up an orphan from the orphanage in a select Major city of your fraction - Storm Wind for Alliance and Orgrimmar for the Horde. As well as Shatt for both fractions. You take the child around to sites they want to see, give them candy and then take them home. In return you get a non-combat pet to remind you of them. As well this year, with the achievements it was a bit..more. To get the title you had to have "Personal Achievements" from battle grounds. Which right now as a healer is a bit difficult to pull off, and even more difficult cause my Battle group has gone in the shitter since Wrath. Why this, I don't know. But I am willing to accept this may not happen till next year once I had duelspec open to me and a decent Enhancement set.

NOW on to Left for Dead!

In the past two weeks a new patch dropped for it as well. Opening up a new single level board as well as Survivor mode. I've been able to observe it and it is intense - but as for playing it life has granted me little time at the shop to shut down and do it. Last week was a big weekend for us so my focus was on Free Comic Book Day. Anyway - the single level board is just for Survivor mode from my understanding. They give you all sorts of goodies to hold of the horde and the objective is to last as long as you can while the game throws wave after wave after wave of Horde and special zombies.

I observed my friend playing and they had managed to last long enough to end up with two tanks smashing the team apart. Good times await me!!

Till next time..

Lack of attention span..

Okay okay okay. I fail I know. But I have a good reason, I've yet to find any good videos for MMOrpg Theater recently and I've been working on my life as it needed some TLC attention.

Gaming wise though I am still going strong. My Shammie is level 80 - I know I'm lazy but I didn't want to bust through all the new content. I also took time off and worked like crazy doing the holiday events. Shes getting her T7.5 gear when I get selected to jump in raids. Other wise I'm farming to have the gold for the duel spec calculator once its available in the next patch. It will make life so much easier!

Also I have been lucky to get one of the new loot cards that drops a "Spectral Tiger" like bouncing thing. I can't describe it really. But if I can cast a spell while on it - OMG its going to get dropped during raids so I can just cast from it!


I've not had much chance to play Left 4 Dead which makes me a sad panda - but hey we can't always go off to kill zombies. Fun times are ahead I am sure. The new updates for L4D should be dropping soon which will allow for Versus mode on Death Toll and Dead Air. YAY! I can't wait for it really. I'll try to do a serious writing of some sort later. Maybe.

For now I'll share the videos of the new Loot Cards in action. The fun times is enough to make me want to sign on to a PTR and have fun with the stupid fun that it creates with beating people with foam swords. YAY!


Videos after the jump..

MMORPG Theater: If WoW Had TV..

Its a simple amusing video for those of you whom tread the WoW World. Nothing truly outragious this week as I'm already working on an artical for later today or tomorrow involving Left 4 Dead. Something for you to enjoy later. For now though the video is as if someone is flipping channels and as though WoW had tv stations. GG.

Video after the jump..

MMORPG Theater: WoW Intervention ?

I'm not going to say anything about todays video because anything I do say will give away what makes it hilarious. Enjoy the show!

Lazy? Me? Actually not true!

So, I failed to do a MMORPG Theater video this past week - for that I do apologize to those who look forward to the retarded gaming fun I bring you to entertain your long work days. What some of you don't know is I am a (professional?) model.

I received a call Monday from the CEO of BODacious Magazine asking me to represent the magazine on a Spanish Talk show. Foolishly I assumed I would have time for my normal routines, it was only once I talked to the Producer from the show I learned they wanted me in Miami this past week for filming. Go-go Headless Chicken time. For those who want to read more about the event I'm going to defer you to my other blog.


I will resume my normal updates this coming Monday - barring I've not lost my mind in my up coming move.

In Gaming for me, I accomplished all of the V-day events in WoW with TWO exceptions - The Perma Peddelfeet and Pitty the Fool. Why Might you ask to the latter? I'm still only 78 with no Cold Weather flying. I do have the loaner mount from the one vendor, but due to the fact it is only a 60% speed increase and marks you as " Busy" in any attempt to agro or select something without exiting it first - I've nearly lost my mind in frustration. A guildie who is a good friend has offered to loan me 500 Gold it I raised the other portion first. I started that attempt last weekend by selling tons of stuff I had been setting on and I've not checked on my process since due to my RL disruption. Here's hoping though that I made more then just the five hundred needed so I don't go COMPLETELY broke.





In Warhammer 40k I'm looking forward to the new purchase of my Keeper of Secrets from Forge World. GOD SHE IS SEXY! And she will be modified by the illustrious Golden Dragon Winner Steve Fields. And hopefully she will win a Golden Dragon. I will have pictures for the progression of the modification as well as finished product. I may only play with her on occasion as the KoS is a point over kill for the direction I plan to take my army, she will be beautiful for Apocalypse games. And because its also amazingly beautiful ( the way they painted it ) I'm closing this post with a picture of the New (and now avilable) Brass Scorpion. Enjoy kids and see you monday!

MMORPG Theater : World of... Workcraft?

This weeks video comes from a few clever minds. I want to say Oxhorn was in on it, mainly because he lends his voice to it. The video it's self is amusing for those who play WoW, or mock those that do. It poses the thought - What do people in WoW do for fun? Video after the Jump.

I'm still loling..

The random things my Husband to be sends me always brightens up my day. But today he sent me one that put me in tears, tears of laughter. For those of you that play WoW, you will enjoy this and understand EVERY bit. I had a moment of " OMFG ITS SO TRUE".

Its nothing major, just a gif image. LotR Told Via WoW Style. Fairly Epic in my opinion. I won't bore you with dribble.. just enjoy the damn thing.. After the jump.

MMORPG Theater : ROFLMAO!

Todays video is one of my all time favs when it comes to MMORPG videos. It was the first one I seen and it never fails to make me smile watching it or even listening to it. If you play wow or even know gamer lingo its worth the watch as it takes the "Mahna Mahna " song from The Muppets and gives it a unique update. Nothing more needs to be said, just watch the video already! After the jump like normal..

MMORPG Theater : Internet is for Porn WoW Style..

Uhm... No Comment? Yeah this one is not safe for work or kid friendly. But its amusing all the same. Enjoy!

Video after the jump..

MMORPG Theater : Who's the Tank?

Well.. Its now a weekly thing I will be doing. Scouring through the video websites to find the more amusing or theatrical -should it be there - side of MMORPGs. I figure this is worth doing since the genre sucks so much of our lives up, we're either laughing at it to make it easier on our selves or taking it waaaaaayyyy to seriously. I will be doing my best though to bring you things to make you laugh about the obsessive games eating away at our lives raid by raid, level by level and loot by loot.

Now, personally with WoW related humor videos I tend to favor Oxhorn Shorts for their videos as they tend to be well scripted and thought out. But I've come across a little gem of a video using Classic Humor with a new little twist. Now its fair to say if you don't play WoW ( or any other MMORPG with group builds for raids/instances and such ) you may become as confused as the Dwarf your about to see. I hope you can get past it to find the humor in the video though of how easily the confusion takes hold thanks to our happy lauguage.

In the video take a classic Abbot and Costello routine of "Who's On first " aptly renamed " Who's the Tank ". The video creators follow the routine fairly well and I have to admit its funny, if just for the few first moments of the video. And if you don't like the classics, well its something to eat away a few minutes of your day that you pretend to be working. Enjoy!

Video time!

Okay I've been busy being social on WoW and in real life with lots of nice events with friends. I had some time tonight that I took off from grinding - I'll explain tomorrow if I can - to check out some videos on you tube. I found an amusing WoW one that goes over the classes. It was mad pre-BC (burning crusade for those of you lacking knowledge)and covers things fairly well as far as how the class's seem to be. The only thing thats changed since the video was made is Mages are stupid broken and poor Shammies are limping along. I play one so I know, but do enjoy the video for some snickers.

WotlK but no game time and prviate servers

I admit it. I've gotten lazy. Actually scared it more like it, with the Wrath of Lich King to be released at midnight tonight I can only imagine how things will be. Spend an hour to two hours to get my copy that I paid for. Spend another two hours updating my system and downloading the new expansion to it. Only to.. wait what? A QUEUE?!

Yep. Something I exspect to see on many EST servers ( with others to follow suit respectively as it becomes 12 am their time) due to the people who left WoW (for 50 assorted reasons) only to return with WotLK. Causing servers that were low population when they left to surge up to high or even locked status in many cases (Like with my own. -.-) I wouldn't be surprised to see a number of realms to actually crash due to the overwhelming resurgence of players returning with the expansion as curiosity of the new is always a deal breaker when you swear something off.


So whats a girl to do? Thank her Lazy nature for a change. I forgot to get a new subscription card for my account and my game time expired yesterday actually. Now it won't top me from doing a one time charge to one of my cards should the urge push me, but I already know what its going to be like. Not to add I've avoided WoW the past week due to Guild Drama I seen coming a mile away thanks to a friends forewarning. So I've not gotten any recent game time really.

But bearing in mind I already roam a regular Medium to High Population server I can only wonder what tonight would bring if I did attempt to log on after updating with WotLK. More like I wonder how long my Queue is going to be really. I tried to get a bit of game time in on one of the private servers I frequent only they are still on patch 2.4.3 and I've already gotten the 3.0.3 patch - I could downgrade but that means having to install the Echos of Doom patch along with the correction patches. So I've attempted to locate a diffrent private server in which to game on that is up to patch 3.0.3. Not much luck really.

The few I found when I attempted to access their server lists via the WoW launch screen I was told my account - which should have been active by now didn't exist and I should contact Blizzard for help. It made me giggle and sad at the same time. The Private servers supporting 3.0.3 don't offer a forum or area where I could ask why I was unable to access the realm lists for their servers. Given I had changed what I needed to in order to get on but with no luck and no help. Whats this teach us kids? Find a friend with a private server you can play on. Seriously.